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Longneckasouris 

The Longneckasouris is the greatest creature that ever existed. The Longneckasouris species had a neck longer than a football field. They had their necks mistaken for dinosaur dildos when there fossils were dug up. The Longneckasouris survived the meteor because they could see it and went into a hole. Some species of the Longneckasouris still exist but it in human form. A human Longneckasouris is usually very tall and are depressed a lot too. The Longneckasouris has a Jesus of it and his name is Matt. Matt is a amazing Jesus for a amazing creature and is a really smart kid.
You are as high as a Longneckasouris.
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VB LONGNECK 

ONLY THE REAL FUCKIN BEVERAGE MEN DRINK AT TWETY TWO EIGHT IN THE FUCKIN MORNIN, THE BLOODY MEN THAT DRINK THIS SHIT HAVE IRON BALLS AND SOLID TITANIUM AS THEIR FUCKIN PENIS. U CANT BE TOUGH CUNT IF U CANT HANLDE A VB LONGNECK BRIGHT IN THE FUCKIN MORNINGS WITH UR BLODDY CUNT OF A BREAKFAST
VB LONGNECK by Ilikeirneck69 November 27, 2021

longneck 

A large beer with a tapered 'long' neck.
Usually 750ml, can be 800ml.
Similar to a '40 in the USA.
"Pass me another longie/longneck."
"You want Toohey's New or VB?"
longneck by Diego July 18, 2003

Mr. Longenecker 

History teacher at Lower Dauphin. He is the reincarnation of Jesus himself and can shape-shift into any being he wants. He is immortal and rules over us mere mortals.

Long Necks

"Dude. I got a case of long necks. We're gettin so fucked up tonight."
Long Necks by Juan February 17, 2005

longness 

used to say that a task or journey is either boring, tedious, unnecessary, or not worth the effort involved. usually used as a result of laziness.
"hey, u wanna go to freds tonight?"

"& walk 3 miles in the dark? nah, sounds like longness to me..."
longness by fuckduggery October 11, 2011

longnecker 

A person, male or female, who enjoys deepthroating extra long man sausages.
Bill- "Hey, did you hear about Parker ?"
Phong- "Yeah, I heard he went down 9" Nick."
Bill-"Guess that makes him a longnecker now."
longnecker by TuckerLipsin April 18, 2015