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Longing it out

Making a situation more complicated or time-consuming than need be
'Girl, lick my balls tonight'
'No, you will have to wait until next week'
'Damn girl, why are you longing it out for!?'
Longing it out by ©™ October 15, 2003

Longing out

The act of lying down, particularly focusing on being as long as possible for maximum release and stretch.
"Why are you taking up the whole couch?"
"I'm just Longing out reaaaally hard right now"

Lovingly detach 

What you say when the relationship has no hope, but you have to say something nice in order to feel less guilty for dumping someone.

“I’m not dumping you, I’m lovingly detaching”. Sounds so much better than “Fuck you, you piece of shit. Go take a long walk on a short pier.”
I don’t think this is going anywhere. I’m lovingly detaching. I wish you all the best.

Dongingly 

When a person stares at a penis that is peculiarly long, that they cannot take their eyes off it.
Rebecca gazed dongingly at Robert's croutch, in hopes that one day that dick would belong to her.
Dongingly by laserfirelife June 25, 2019

longing distance

The space, literal and emotional, between yourself and another person, hoping for their safety and well-being, wishing you could be together when you are inescapably separated during the pandemic.
Unable to help in any way, hoping each day that she would remain well, wishing he could simply be where she was, the longing distance was at times unbearable.

longincle 

something thats very long but saying long or very long is boring.
"Jesus this zoot is longincle
longincle by Bonsai_Tree May 14, 2020