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1. An irresistable member of an elite community, which focuses on preparing for the future, kicking major ass in all serious sports, and dominating the job market after graduation.
2. A well balanced student. 3. One who has a liberated mind and uses his fantastic mental powers to benefit the quality of life. 4. 90% of the time, a wealthy and successful leader in his area of occupation. 1. Son: Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a Longhorn.
Mother: Yer bucktooth ass ain't never gonna see nuthin' but that gas station town you been goin to school in fer the last 6 years you goat fuckin' little bastard. 2. You should be more like that stud Joe, he's a Longhorn. |
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The G.I. Joe codename for Windows Vista.
Microsoft named the Vista project "longhorn" after Bill Gates -during one of his usual weekly brain trust board meetings with the Forces of Evil- proclaimed:
*pounds fist on table accidentally sending Rupert Murdock down a shoot filled with flame and snakes* "I want something akin to having a longhorn bull shove it's horn far up their (consumers) ass!!!" They then had a good chuckle before feasting on the innards of new borne babes. |
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A cheap ($1.80) can of chewing tobacco. Sometimes has special price of $0.99/can. Longhorn Chewing Tobacco
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When the top of a thong a girl is wearing shows above her pants, forming a shape much like a longhorn bull's head. Yo, check out the chick in the blue, that's a nice longhorn she's showing!
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The longhorn beetle is a parasite that has been infesting the United States since 1997, destroying the nation's trees and parks. It is also a fitting name for a Windows OS.
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The update to Windows XP/2000.
Seems like a good version of windows, until you see the roadmap... Microsoft plan to launch a SP... shows how much faith they have in Windows. The 2 main problems we meet with longhorn 1) Its gona get so many virus'... your fucked 2) you will need a new computer to run it, because todays 'mid-range' PCs arnt powerfull enough to run it. LH CD cost in 2006 : £200+
LH CD cost in 2010 : £50 |
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When you get with a hot chic that you know you will never get the chance to ever get with again, You throw one in the pink and one in the stink with your index and pinky fingers. (Like the "Shocker") I longhorned the shit out of Abbott's mom last night she is a total MILF.
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