a fur matted vagina that is as long as it is wide (gapingwise)
“I lost my can of soda after throwing it at that cooze's longcat”
A long, white cat that's popular throughout /b/tards and the /b/ board. Usually photoshopped into funny pictures.
longcat is LOOOOOOONG
An exceptionally long white cat originating from 4chan's /b/. See also Tacgnol.
As a meme, has given birth to the phenomenon of doubling adjectives for variety or emphasis.
-Longcat is looooooong.
-John: What did you think of Gigli?
Sean: Bad movie is bad.
-I've been reading Einstein's papers, and boy. Smart man was smart.
-(during the end of Star Wars Episode 3)
Anakin: HOT LAVA IS HOT
Noun: a cat that is long, or, more notably, a white female cat holden by two hoomin hands that is so long that if she fought Tacgnol, the world would end.
Verb: to use an adjective twice in the same sentence.
Longcat is long!
Shortcat is short!
Dumbass is dumb!
Groundskeeper Willy is a groundskeeper!
Holds no sway of the power of wide dog.
Longcat is LONG
Widedog is WIDE.