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an intelligente person who is usually more chill than a regular skateboarder and is less likely to do drugs. sometimes an adrenaline junkie skater: hey man wanna smoke some weed
longboarder : no thanks bruh I'm to busy bombing hills and chillin |
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Person who normally rides a longboard skateboard rather than a more traditional short skateboard. While most (not all) skateboarders tend to have a tendency to attempt to be cool by rebelling against society by listening to music with no flow to it and by hating everyone around them; Longboarders are generally more chilled out; Opting for more peaceful genres of music like Ska and also just skate to enjoy the ride, not to act like cocky jerks to everybody. Skater - Man... People all suck. I hate my parents who pretty much payed for this board.
Longboarder - That's too bad bra. I'm just trying to enjoy life as it comes dude Skater - Well you're a pussy too! Longboarder - Damn... *Karma.. Skateboarder crashes in freak accident after failing a trick and ends up on Scarred. There's his 15 minutes of fame* |
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A bias individual who uses/rides a longboard as a means of compensation for their lack of masculinity/ Inflation of one's ego. To inflate the masculinity/ego, the longboarder will tend to look down on others on the basis of: - Sexual Oreintation - Race - Skateboarding - Rollerblading Person 1:Hey want to go do something?
Longboarder: Naw, I am going to go longboard Person 2: Oh ok, Let's go then. Longboarder:No gays allowed. Person 3: Excuse me!? That has nothing to do with longboarding. Longboarder: we don't accept your kind. (Longboarder takes off on longboard and is hit by a bus.) |
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