longboarder : no thanks bruh I'm to busy bombing hills and chillin
Longboarder - That's too bad bra. I'm just trying to enjoy life as it comes dude
Skater - Well you're a pussy too!
Longboarder - Damn...
*Karma.. Skateboarder crashes in freak accident after failing a trick and ends up on Scarred. There's his 15 minutes of fame*
long boarder: what did you call me?
random: skater fag
long boarder: *bashes random*
random: *spends next 6 months in hospital recovering*
Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.
Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.
The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.
Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.
Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder
Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day
To inflate the masculinity/ego, the longboarder will tend to look down on others on the basis of:
- Sexual Oreintation
Longboarder: Naw, I am going to go longboard
Person 2: Oh ok, Let's go then.
Longboarder:No gays allowed.
Person 3: Excuse me!? That has nothing to do with longboarding.
Longboarder: we don't accept your kind.
(Longboarder takes off on longboard and is hit by a bus.)