Langared 

Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.

A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?

B: You look fucking Langared mate!

Langared by El Cunto August 18, 2013

Longered

this is not a word but i strongly believe that longered should be a form of longer as lengthen is a dumb word and its hard to spell. so essentially longered is lengthen but cooler. so start saying longered instead of lengthen.

it might be better if we longered the school day instead of shortening it

Longered by imsleepdeprived December 14, 2018

Longarm 

When you hold a camera out to take a picture of yourself or yourself and someone else while stretching your arm out long. It avoids the peskiness of having to ask some stranger to take your picture. You just hold your arm out and turn the camera towards you and ta-da great picture for your facebook page!

Nobody was around to take my picture in front of that amazing lake so I just did a longarm and got a great shot of me and the lake!

Longarm by Kabonnagreen September 12, 2010

Longbreed 

someone who is taking too much time to turn up. This usually happens when waiting for a friend. The person who is the longbreed is the person who takes long.

'where have you been?'
'yard sorry bruv'
'mate your the biggest longbreed'

Longbreed by nymbis January 20, 2009

Lisa longarm 

Someone who has extra long limbs. Perfect for taking selfies.

I’m so happy you’re a Lisa longarm. Our selfie was doooope.

Lisa longarm by Iamtaller September 21, 2019

longarms 

a person with lengthy arms
often baseball players

Nick "jeremy you have longarms"

Jeremy "go sharpen your arrowheads"

longarms by \fdgdfg March 24, 2008

Longarming

The act of a gentleman inserting his right arm, up to the elbow, into the rectal cavity of a friend. This act is only considered as Longarming if the gentleman in question is making a 'karate chop' shape with his hand and is making a face like he is straining to reach something on a high-up shelf.

Dude, I was doing some mad severe longarming with Ronald last night. I was reaching around in there like when Timothy Dalton is groping in the log holes in Flash Gordon.

Longarming by Professor S. L. Oug. July 26, 2009