A guy who has a massive shlong and takes mirror pics with it. He likes to take bad selfies and often asks for toe pics.
Omg this guy who added me on snapchat is a total long face!
by AinsJC February 10, 2021
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a race of people with abnormally long faces.

Natural Habitat: the garage
Food and Drink: Popcorn, Milk
Hobbies: Pool, Building, tinkering
"Look at that long-face over there."

"What a long-face."
by zendikar March 6, 2010
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A derogatory term for someone who actually has a long face;
Someone resembling the giant stone statue in Night at the Musuem; Sean D.A.
Check that long face over there, what an idiot!
by beenalongday February 28, 2008
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a question asked to know why someone is upset
It's Christmas, Jane. Why the long face? (Why are you so unhappy on Christmas?)
by greatlexicographer September 14, 2013
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a question asked to someone with a long face that looks like a horse
chris:YIII 29 days play time

hayden:why the long face?

bram:why the long vagina

tom:why the long wheelchair

everyone:Shut the fuck up TOM no1 likes you
by harrrissson robberrrts July 1, 2009
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A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face
Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.
by Salty capt. January 26, 2018
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