Long Life Toe 

When your "index" toe is longer than your "big" toe. It's been said that people with "Long Life Toes" tend to live longer than the average person.

"Hey,

woah, your toe is so long!"
"Yeah bitch, I'll live longer than you MOFO and your tiny ass toe since I have a Long Life Toe!"

Long Life Toe by MOFO98769 February 16, 2010

long toes 

Longer the toe the more masculine. Generally attached to caring, good looking men.

Look at his long toes!
Wow, he's gorg, a real keeper

long toes by Amy Brandle July 21, 2014

Dem long toes 

When some one has long toes

Adam has dem long toes

Dem long toes by Owestollie May 29, 2019

Dem long toes 

When someone has long toes

Adam has dem long toes

Dem long toes by Owestollie May 29, 2019

Longtoefoungus 

When you're very irritating and disgusting or a foul disgusting odor

You longtoefoungus, get out of my face.

Longtoefoungus by sweet_chocolate_mom March 14, 2022

longtoe 

The art of waiting until your victim is asleep (usually due to copius alcohol consumption etc) before stealthily cutting off the toes of their socks so when said victim awakens from their slumbers and go to pull up their socks there whole foot goes through leading to the amusement of others and confusion of victim.

"I got Long-toed at a party last night"

"Check it out Big Dave is asleep lets go longtoe him"

"Long-toed a Belter!!!"

"Quick get the scissors and we will Longtoe Sven before he wakes up!"

longtoe by Lori and Natalie October 25, 2007