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3.
Is food from a weird place...well, not real food, but processed, what da hell, is good anyways.
Sara loves it LONG...John Silver's
by Florencia November 24, 2003
 
1.
referring to a video on snuff x that shows a man with a 28 inch pecker
when you watched long john silver, did it poke you?
by Erik Abrahamson June 27, 2003
 
2.
A euphemism for smoking weed that doesn't make you sound like a totally asshole, and decreases the risk of getting caught. Useful because, hey, who the fuck would actually go to Long John Silvers?
Nathan and Alex decided it was time to go to Long John Silvers again, after doing so they happily watched scooby-doo and ordered a pizza for the night.
by wittelman February 14, 2011
 
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a place were the food isnt that great and you overpay. workers are usualy clinicaly insane and horny little bastards.
"lets go get our wallet raped by long john silvers
by fred sumner May 03, 2008
 
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To Long John Silver also known as LJS with somebody is to slap penis's together as if they were swords in a pirately fashion.Its very popular with the gay pirates of today .
pirate:ARGH ME HARTY THAT WAS SOME DARN GOOD long john silver fun we did last night ye scurvey cur. other pirate:AYY ME CUTLASS IS SAW ME HARTY!.
by Jake Branchett September 05, 2007