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The adjective that describes length.
All you short guys like to say, "It's not how long it is that matters; it's what you do with it."
by Delicious Tuna Wanda September 25, 2007
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means 'hard' as in a hard task
"man, dis is long!" or "why is this so long!"
by nettou April 20, 2006
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(2nd tone) the Western romanization of the Chinese word for 'dragon'
yu long bo is a chinese name meaning 'dragon wave'
by Tha A-Bomb March 14, 2005
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oh my look at that Long!

OOOOOH, wow.
by wewrrcdccghhhhhhhhhh September 22, 2008
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(a) when a person is continuously dry they may be considered long aswell.
(b) when someone takes ages to do anything. one who leaves their friends waiting for time while they complete a task that should take a matter of seconds.
will is bare long. he's so long- in fact he's the definition of long.
by amb2 April 06, 2006
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When a person doesn’t do the easy and obvious thing, but instead chooses to be awkward and un-logical, e.g. Paul.
Boog: Hey Paul, you know you don’t ever get with any girls?!
Paul: Yeah…
Boog: Well I’m meeting Sarah on Saturday and she’s bringing all her fit friends out, do u fancy coming out to meet them?
Paul: Er…? Nah I’d prefer to stay in and play poker with all the men and badgers.
Boog: You are so long.
by Frowsey Murdoch February 02, 2007
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A guy who likes to suck dick slowly as to savour it thorougly.
Man, you know that guy is a total long.
by AnonaLong January 08, 2009
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