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1. long-sword
A weapon of awesomeness in the final fantasy series. Usually held with both hands. Can do damage double that of a regular sword.
Dude, I just bought an awesome +7 long-sword the other day.
2. long-sword
Nerd terminology for erections
When she walked by I whipped out my long-sword
3. sword of 1000 truths
Long ago when WoW was created one of the programmers put the sword of 1000 truths into the game inventory. It was so powerful that it had to be removed, and held on a 1GB flash drive, next to the envolope of petty cash. It is now located in suldsmin (in accounting)'s top right desk drawer.

It's effects are as follows,

- 120 damage per second
- Instant mana burn
- +80 Stamina
Stan slashed "he who has no life" with the sword of 1000 truths.
4. Ridulotin
A ridiculously made form of a sword fit for semi-combat. It is only produced in america by the founders Dustin Stickle, and Richard Long.
A Form of short sword known as ridulotin
5. dick sword
A dick sword is what you use as your weapon in the game "tubby sticks" which is a game where you use your penis, a.k.a. dick sword, to hit the opponents belly button.

That negro jamal always beats me in tubby sticks because his dick sword is 11 inches long.
6. long tab
Refers to the Special Forces tab, which is awarded to soldiers who have successfully completed the U.S. Army's Special Forces Qualification Course, or "Q-Course." The term "long tabber" refers to a soldier who wears the Special Forces tab as well as the Green Beret - Generally bad-ass, combat-hardened, mother fuckers.
Hey Bill, don't fuck with that guy... he's a long tabber!

Some private tried to hit one of the long tabbers with a wooden sword - we had to get that dumbass off of Fort Bragg and quick, before he got killed!

Ladies love the long tab.
7. Bokuto
A wooden Japanese sword used for training, usually the size and shape of a katana, but sometimes shaped like other swords, such as the wakizashi and tanto. Bokken is a term synonymous with bokutō in Japan, but is more widely used in the west.
Traditionally, the character Ken is used at the beginning of a word, for terms having to do with the sword, for example in Kendō (way of the sword) and Kenjutsu (art of the sword). In contrast, tō is used primarily as a suffix, for example, in shōtō (short sword) and daitō (long sword). Thus, in Japan, the word bokuto (wood sword) is more commonly used.
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