When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind whilst wearing an eye patch and parrot on the shoulder (with a cutlass also). Extra point are awarded for shouting "Arr!" and "I found yer treasure me harty!" upon climaxing.

John (Vb) - To mercilessly slay a conversation as though it were a foul beast plaguing the land and bombarding the people with cruel attacks on their households, when in actuality it is as a kindred spirit, incapable of harsh actions. Following this, the people in act of "committing a John" leave the carcass rotting in view of all the participants and companions of said conversation who grieve over the remains in horrified lamentation.