Long Underwear that is worn in the winter
Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!
penis of extraordinary length
Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality
When after anal sex, you remove your condom and smack your partner across the face with it.
Davey gave his wife a longjohn, and now they are getting divorced.
another pair of leg hugging trousers that are used to keep you warm when it is cold. my homies wear them under their baggy jeans
and wear them down low.
yo al i getting me long johns so i can wear me jeans down lower
that babe was all over those long johns
Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.
"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"
A tasty donut.
Long John is rich so he bought me a dozen long johns from Dunkin Donuts