Adj - 1. To fit the criteria of "Long-Haired Faggot" one must have a hair length that exceeds their eye-brows. Must also have an impeccable style and/or #Swaq about them.
Warning: "Long-Haired faggots" are commonly confused with folks with "Bieber Fever" but they are quite different. To tell them apart, see friend counts. If there is an absents of friends they are with the "Bieber Fever" bandwagon.
Verb - 1.To act like a "Long-Haired faggot" one must mindlessly but into conversations and through irrelevant points into arguments.
2. One may also walk with their head at a tilt to keep their "Gay-Long-Hair" out of their eyes.
eg. 'Cody Talking' "The other day Chase was being such a "Long-Haired Faggot!" He walked up to us when we were talking, with his head perpendicular to the floor, and was like "I wasn't even there!". We were talking about cookies...
A Long-Haired Balding is the next level of faggotry following a "Neckbeard" In the scale of weeaboo faggotry. Weeaboo > Neckbeard > Long-Haired Balding. Long-Haired Baldings look like trolls, usually having gross dirty long hair and balding at the same time due to being old by this point. This form of weeaboo is also mentally insane and is so obsessed with anime and japanese shit that he will do whatever to get anime shit, even kill, especially if he is sad and angry. The first Long-Haired Balding was recorded being seen at this dinky Japanese arcade. Being there for so long his weeaboo power level grew so high he evolved into the Long-Haired Balding.
"Man, look at that Long-Haired Balding over there playing IIDX. Hes passing 12s and putting those NeckBeards to shame."
|3.||The women's restroom is over there|
An annoying phrase used by homophobes to pick at guys with long hair in the restroom.
Usually results in the long-haired individual's silent oath to attack the next person who says it.
Exactly why these people see fit to do such a thing is beyond this writer; perhaps it is because women at the clubs and parties these individuals inhabit tend to pay a little more attention to a man who has flowing well-kept blond hair in opposition to a 5'2" mongoloid who is trying to look like Mark Mcgrath and failing miserably.
(Enter long-haired guy, stage left)
Spiked-up douchebag: Hark, young knave! The women's restroom is over there, thou faggot! Hur hur!
(soliloquy) Long-haired guy: Mark me this night, O fates, for the next man that makes that lame joke is getting kneed in the junk!
(exit Spiked-up douchebag as Long-haired guy begins to pee.)
An extremly long haired faggot has a small penis and is very weak He thinks he is the toughest but he is a weak little pussy as bitch niger. Who thinks all the girls like him aka Tough Guy he also covers his long golden locks with some kind of redicoulus hat
Dude your as weak as kamerin
You made yourself look like a kamerin trying to get all the girls but got noone
The letters QGB stand for Queer Gay Bellend, a person who has same sex relationships and acts + looks like the tip of a penis.
It is used primarily in an insulting manner, to hurt a person and make them feel like a dickhead.
Matt you're a massive QGB!
Can't believe you just did that, you fucking QGB!
Will: "I like men"
Matt: "I knew you were a faggot QGB"
|6.||London lay low|
Long haired Faggot band who enjoys playing circle jerk. normally the loser has all the other band members drizzle there cum on his face as he says Big Green! Give me more!
basically they love any kind of dick. long short stuby chuby hairy scabby circumsized uncircumsized shaved white or black limp or hard. doesnt matter
Mike roberts was defeated by his own band london lay low @ a game of circle jerk so ryan littlejohn drizzled his cum on mikes mouth an chest.
complete faggot; usually short, skinny-ass, black haired douche bag who has yet to hit puberty. Sits on his computer all day and plays World of Warcraft like its his job; mad gamer. is typically involved in rec sports cuz he's not good enough to play competitively. overuses the word bro and his mom is a complete milf.
Matt: OMG that douchebag has been playing WOW all day long. When are his balls gonna drop?
Danielle: What do you expect, its Justin.