| 1. | Long Distance Schnoodle | ||
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The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep! |
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| 2. | fiveskin | ||
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Irregularly long foreskin. My foreskin was long enough to be considered fiveskin
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| 3. | Foreskun | ||
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A really long foreskin that hangs past the end of the penis and looks kinda groos. That dudes foreskun is a mile long.
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| 4. | foreskin dancing | ||
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the art of jumping naked whilst flapping your arms and shouting foreskin. this is a common mating dance among the foreskin and bellend masters. matt foreskin danced all night long with geo the bellend master.
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| 5. | strainer | ||
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An elongated foreskin, that surpasses the entire length of the penis. Nevs strainer streched the entire length of the book depositry room!
Wayne said that its easy to get girls when you have a strainer |
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| 6. | circum | ||
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A slang term for the foreskin of the uncircumsized penis. Bob's circum is so damn long, he has to coil it up like a water hose or else it hangs out his pant leg.
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| 7. | hood cheese | ||
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The white deposits that a man gets under his foreskin when he doesn't wash enough... dude, I've not washed in so long I could package and sell my hood cheese at the market!
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