Another way of describing one's diarrhea without being so cavalier about it.

A mysterious creature long thought to be extinct until December of 2009. The Snooki is now very famous, but no one has any idea why. The wild Snooki is somewhere between 4-5 feet tall with dark orange skin and hair that is poofed up at the top, and speaks in incoherent gibberish. The Snooki has been spotted in seaside heights, New Jersey, Miami, Florida, and Florence Italy. While the origins of the Snooki are unknown, it claims to be of Italian descent and from New Jersey, but it is most likely of Mexican descent (this may explain the fabled chupacabra) and from New York. The wild Snooki is predatory in nature and ususlly hunts at sleazy night clubs that are overpopulated by spiky-haired, Ed Hardy wearing douchebags. The wild Snooki's preferred method of killing it's prey is to rape males(a ritual which it calls smush -smush), using it's myriad of STDs to kill them. The Snooki's diet is made up almost entirely of alcohol and semen. If attacked by a Snooki, the most effective way of getting rid of it is to punch it in the face. Recently, a creature thought to be related to the Snooki has been discovered, called the Deena. The Deena is similar to the Snooki in height and appearance,as well as mating and hunting rituals, except it's face resembles a gremlin and is known to perform "smush-smush" on both men and women. The most accepted theory on the origin of the Deena is that a Snooki will transform into a Deena either when it gets wet or is fed after midnight.

Cant Be F***ed Too Long Didn't Read. It where you get an email or a comment on facebook and the person has written an essay - so you don't bother reading it.

A creepy version of Luigi (One look at his eyes can be fatal)

Sex organ of an Indo-Aryan Vaishya. In the Penis Caste System, the largest Aryan Penis, exceeding the Kshatriya Penis, which in turn dwarfs the Brahmin Penis.

After careful measurements over centuries, Prakrit & Sanskrit sexologists determined the Vaishya Penis to number 6-8 inches, larger than both the 4-5 inch Kshatriya Penis & the 2-3 inch Brahmin Penis. However, this 'Gulliver of the Aryans', this 'Giant among Caucasoids' is but a 'Lilliputian among Shudras', a 'Dwarf among Dravidians'. For the Baniya Penis is still smaller than the legendary 9-10 inch Shudra Penis of the Negroid-Australoid Dravidians, which Indo-Aryan sexologists have recorded as the largest penis in the world:

"In accordance, Hindoo males were thus categorized:

Shushah (hare man) ... Being ... a Brahmin, his penis ... is small (two or three inches) ...
Mrigah (buck man) ... Being ... a Kshatriya

aka DC, a north american public dota league consisting of mostly noobs and a few decent players looking for a good dota game. statistically, in 95% of all public games at least one and certainly not limited to one of the following occurs: teams are heavily stacked, someone leaves the moment they get fb'ed, someone with a great escape skill like windrunner or shukuchi chooses to hog the safest lane, 5 hard carries are chosen on the same side, a furion decides to jungle all game long with no mindset of ganking whatsoever, some person on the winning team starts smacktalking in a pointless dota game in order to make himself feel better, lucifer gets a hand of midas, lich gets a bottle, 4 of your teammates feed 0-5, ursa gets maskofdeath for first item. In the other 5%, someone leaves the moment they don't see their desired hero in the pool. DC attempts to brings this to a higher level by establishing a tier 2 for "better and more experienced" players. The second tier invokes the same experience as tier1 with the exception of there being cockier players of stubborn and ignorant origins.

(adj.) (verb) -ed, -ing.

A state of narcotic inebriation when the user is no longer capable of healthy decision making.

1. The uncontrollable yearning to do more cocaine, or several other substances.

2. An individual who went on a night long bender high on cocaine, or several other substances.

3. Acting unconscionable due to a temporary state of paranoia.