| 1. | Airport Sex | ||
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When two people in a relationship reunite in an airport after being apart for a long period of time because of a long-distance relationship or a long trip. The couple kiss and hug passionately drawing lots of attention none of which is a concern to them. Babe, I've been looking forward to seeing you after so long, when you get off that plane it's gonna be something like airport sex. We'll make everyone sick and I won't even care!
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| 2. | LRF | ||
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Low Resolution Fox
A girl who, from a distance, looks hot but, on closer inspection, turns out to be rather ugly. I got the horn when I first saw her but as she got closer I realized she was merely a LRF
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| 3. | bofad | ||
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Best Observed From A Distance Typically a woman who looks hot enough from a distance to cause you to point her out to your friends. However once she gets closer it's very apparent that she's not hot at all. You: "Hey guys, check out that hottie headed our way..."
<minutes pass> Them: "Dude, get your eyes checked, she's BOFAD!" |
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| 4. | Zayn | ||
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A teenage boy with dark skin, eyes hair. He walks around looking like a bad-boy. Cigarette in hand, hair messy, tattoos, five o'clock shadow. But, when you get to meet him, he's innocent. He's sexy & shy. You'll never meet a guy like him. He's original. When he talks, you melt. When he sings, you break. When he laughs, you feel warm. He showers you with "I love you's" & "You're beautiful's". Especially to the short, blonde & blue eyed girls. Usually reffering to you as babe. If you meet a Zayn, it's okay to be nervous. They find that attractive. Zayn's love long-distance girlriends. So, when he sees you it's that much more special. Most, Zayn's love to meet their soul-mates at unusal places. Like, concerts. If you're lucky enough to do so, make sure to give him a quick pop on the lips. You won't regret it. A zayn would usually like an out-going girl, but would love to settle down with someone just as shy as him. You: *bumps into a Zayn*
You: "I'm so sorry." Zayn: "Well, that's quite alright, babe." "I love your eyes by the way." |
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| 5. | Emma | ||
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A smart, sexy, steamy, foxy, passionate humanitarian usually characterized by brown eyes and a surreal smile. Often observed helping those in need and enriching the lives of everyone known to her. She is the love of your life, and deserves only the very best. Most often found in long distance and long term commitments. Meadows spring to life when one walks by.
Also known as a Brown Eyed Girl or Em Dude #1: Did you see that babe in the club last night?
Dude #2: Fuckin right! That girl was such an Emma |
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| 6. | internet rimming | ||
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performing the act of rimming via webcam for long distance relationships.
one partner places their bare ass against the computer webcam, and the other begins to lick their computer screen. "hey babe glad you are online, i've missed you.. fancy abit of internet rimming?"
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| 7. | LFAD | ||
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An acronym for the website LovingFromADistance.com sometimes used as a verb to represent the act of participating on the member's area. Pronounced as the individual letters L-F-A-D "Sorry I didn't answer your call, babe, I was LFADing. But I have some good ideas for what we can do in our LDR!"
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