The Ferengi version (parody?) of the Vulcan salute: "Live Long and Prosper". Just what any self-respecting Ferengi *should* be doing. @^_^@

long and thick penis usually around 9 to 10 inches

The state of being on top of your game, i.e. livin large.

A dick doughnut is an apparatus that prevents extremely long and large penises from deep penetration during sexual intercourse. Deep penetration can cause hemorrhaging, cervical cancer, uterine ruptures and deformed children.

A dick doughnut was designed to protect the lady and to give the gentleman a "balls deep" feeling. When a man wears a dick doughnut, he is able to pound away at his partner's vagina without having to hear comments like "ouch", "too deep", and "don't thrust to far."

Dick doughnuts can be purchased at sex toy shops all over the country. Interestingly enough, an inflatable dick doughnut is available for women who are always on the go and would like to keep one in her purse at all times.

The average purchasers of dick doughnuts are usually petite women, Asian women, and young 18 year olds girls who enjoy having sex with men in their upper 30's who just so happen to have extremely long and large penises.

A new version is expected and will come equipped with a clitoral stimulator on one end with a testicular tickler on the other.

the hairstyle in which the male of the species uses a large amount of hair product in order to severely spike, straight up from the forehead, while using the remainder of hair product to commpletely flatten the rest of the hair to the skull.

1.when you are playing donkey kong for so long and the gorillaz start turnnning you on so you get a donkey cock.
2.when your a sauna with a hot chick and your cock gets all big and moist and you feel like a donkey wanting sex. mmm donkey sex

The absolute, positively worst person, place or thing. The word is slang developed in Oakville, Ontairo. It is used roughly in every fifth sentence per group of teenage guys.

~This definition contains the intresting calculations for chate aswell as a fairly long story about it's orgin if you scroll further down =D

This mathematical equasion should show just how commonly the word is used this.

>Approx. 12-16 males = 1 200 000
>Approx. 7 Kids per group makes...
1 200 000/7 = Aprrox. 171 000 groups
>With Approx. 1 Sentence said every 20 seconds.
Chate will be said every 1 minute and 40 seconds or roughly 42 times per hour.
42 x 171 000
>Chate aprrox. is said 7 182 000 times per hour, 172 368 000 times per day and 62 914 320 000 times per year.
>Because groups aren't always And are ussaly only together 4 hours per day we can come to a final conclusion.

Chate is said 7 182 000 times per hour, 28 728 000 times per day and a grand total of 10 485 720 000. Roughly an astounding 10.5 BILLION times per year.

There is a myth about a boy named chate and this is believed by some people to be the true orgin of the word. This long and gruesome story may hopefully affend some readers.