Home of street robbery, ineffective policing, knife crime, a few decent tourist attractions and bad weather. Come to London, by all means, but make sure you don't leave the safety of Southbank or the City, or your Mobile Phones, Ipods, Currency, Passports, Travellers Cheques and Credit Cards will be stolen. Then you will be stabbed, the Ambulance will take half an hour to get their and the police won't even care. Noteable places to avoid: Islington(yes...the whole of it), Hackney, Tower Hamlets, Peckham, Brixton, Bermondsey.
*Walks into any of the aforementioned areas in London*
*gets mugged, stabbed to death*
by HenvY June 30, 2006
fish, chips, cup o' tea. bad food, worse weather. mary fu**in' poppins.

welcome to London.
by killenemhashly October 17, 2009
The capital of England and Great Britain
Once the capital of one third of the world and a stroll along the many roads and avenues will show evidence of a strong past.
Long ago a industrial city like liverpool,manchester and birmingham which ruled the world.
In present it is full of Homosexuals,Liberals,Immigrants (often muslim and illegal) and other rich Guardian reading Traitors.
The real londoners are branded into this shit group of wankers,we are not all "cosmopolitan metrosexuals" what ever the fuck that means,some are real MEN not beckhamite twats.
Its time for a change london,if we keep on with multicultural bollocks then our downfall is islams victory.
Rise UP London,Rise UP Manchester,Rise Up Liverpool and Birmingham,lets make Britain GREAT again.
The reality is of a liberal muslim capital city

We should stop all this "manc" vs "cockney" or "scouse" caper and join together as englishmen,the same kind who kicked the crap out of the germans in two wars.

Long Live London and England
by MrFrank September 04, 2009
A city in the South of England, often refered to by myself as SKANKLAND.

The reason being...
1. it is full of skanks
2. it is full of perverts
3. it is full of dirty filthy cockney londoners who think they can have just about anyone they want, who have had everyone they want
4. although... yes it has some beatiful attractions... the people there well... are usually beatiful on the outside but disturbed on the inside
5. it is dangerous to be there
6. it is dangerous to speak to people there
7. you should beware of sex attacks and stabbings and such whenever you go there
First Person: I went to London last week
Second Person: Any Sex Attacks?
First Person: Surprisingly... no
by Pepto November 02, 2005
Cancerous sprawl that basically sucks the life out of the rest of the country.
We had some power once - the parliament in London abolished it.

We had industry once - London didn't so it was allowed to rot away by the government based down there.
by Brigante June 21, 2005
nice city, people who live there are cockney wankers. there are other places in england you know!!
I'm a fackin cockey mate
by number 1 haggis by the way March 31, 2005
A dirty skankhole in Southern England full of pickpockets and people trying to sell football scarves.

People from London believe that only ghosts live beyond the border of the M25. Mysterious creatures and strange, magical goings on happen there.

Anyone from outside the British Isles, and inside the M25 believes that London is:
- The only city in England
- England
- Britain
- (London only) The best place in the world, despite never having been anywhere else
- The only place with any nightlife in Britain
Go to anywhere in Central London, such as Oxford Street, Trafalgar Square, etc.
Walk around and breathe the free air.
Go home to your house or hotel.
Get a tissue.
Stick it up your nose and waggle it around a bit.
Said tissue will now be black and can be used for charcoaling, sketching or as a neat party trick.
by Geoff the God of Biscuits March 08, 2005

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