To Londoners the only place that exists in the UK, rather like a city full of the Flat earth society.
Outsider: I live in Wales.

Londoner: You must be made from Dark Matter!
by Don Ludd September 23, 2009
The Capital City of Europe.

Highly populated City, and probably the most cosmopolitan easily-accesible City in the world.
Jim: Hey! Let's go to London!
Ted: Okay!
by NYC-4-LIFE July 07, 2005
Home of gangs, knife crime, drugs, poverty
See a gang of youths in hoodies walk fast to the corner then run. If you wanna see the slums of london go to Harlesden, Brixton, Peckham, Stonebridge, Some parts of Hackney, Plastow, Catford, Lewisham, Tottenham.
Innocent mother: Tony Blair my sons just been shot
Tony Blair: Quickly remove his body before people see
Innocent mother: Why is this london so messed up
by showa man October 25, 2006
Home of street robbery, ineffective policing, knife crime, a few decent tourist attractions and bad weather. Come to London, by all means, but make sure you don't leave the safety of Southbank or the City, or your Mobile Phones, Ipods, Currency, Passports, Travellers Cheques and Credit Cards will be stolen. Then you will be stabbed, the Ambulance will take half an hour to get their and the police won't even care. Noteable places to avoid: Islington(yes...the whole of it), Hackney, Tower Hamlets, Peckham, Brixton, Bermondsey.
*Walks into any of the aforementioned areas in London*
*gets mugged, stabbed to death*
by HenvY June 30, 2006
The capital of the world, there is nowhere better, the people are friendly and courtious, there are so many different smells and sounds, u can get almost any type of food u want, its easy to get to different places on the tube, don't get a cab (robbin bastards), we've got thousands of tourist attractions (buckingham palace etc) we've got several great football teams (spurs, arsenal, west ham, chelsea), the crime is not as bad as lots of people say (number 11 on the British crime league table), all in all london is the capital of the universe, to anyone who comes to london and hates it, i feel sorry for u.
London rules, big shout out to all the peoples of the world.
by london123 May 25, 2006
Big place in the South
I like it there - if only they could bring themselves to be more polite
by Baby Fat Head February 13, 2004
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