Things that are LOMP: Robots, hard drives, the difference engine, cassette players, ink jet printers, Rube Goldberg machines, people.
noun, a person behaving in a homosexually perverted manner.
"Stop acting like a lomp!" she yelled at her boyfriend as he admired his reflection with his penis tucked away.
"I need to head down to the sex toy store because we've been getting kind of LOMPy."