lolsteriod 

laughing out loud so hard that it takes up the form of asteriod, wiping out the human race because you laughed

did you know jesus wiped out the dinosaur?

lolsteriod!

lolsteriod by penisaurus April 9, 2009

LOLSTM 

Laughing Out Loud Silently To Myself. In between LOL and LSTM. When you hiccup (figuratively) upon hearing something humorous but don't quite chortle.

Billy: I want to see the new Werner Herzog film.

Jamie: Werner is a little dramatic, which is good and funny...

Billy: maybe I will go alone tomorrow.

Jaime: yeah, then you can LOLSTM.

Billy: or just lol.

Jaime: sumthin like that.

LOLSTM by Johnetsunami September 13, 2011

Lolpsticality 

A relentless rapist who surfes around on a game called "Roblox" luring little kids into giving them their adress. Then proceeds to appear at their adress then kidnaps the victim, then rapes then rapes them, then finally kills them.

A wild Lolpsticality appeared

Lolpsticality by Lolpsticality August 29, 2019

lolsterbate 

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

lolsterbate by Bourgois July 14, 2010

lolstache 

Mustache reflecting a consistent smile of the wearer, despite the fact that most mouth never be seen.

Rich Uncle Pennybags wears a persistent smile due to his great wealth in selling Monopoly games which can only be seen by way of his lolstache.

lolstache by GunsNFNRoses December 1, 2010

lolbster

Lol, crustacean mode!

Dude: What's that disease called when you look young your whole life?
Guy: Ummm, infant death..
Dude: lolbster!!

lolbster by The Lolcano October 1, 2007

lolstein 

When a person of the Jewish faith, or one who appears to be of the Jewish faith, laughs.

"One time my I was on a motorcycle and my earlocks began to flap in the wind!"

(Lolsteins) "Hahahahahha that must have been hilarious."
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Dude, that rabbi totally lolsteined when I told him the story about that Palestinian hooker.

lolstein by Don'tFearTheReaper October 8, 2008