loltd

laugh out loud *touches dick*

girl:i touch myself at night ;)

guy:loltd

loltd by FFGF September 26, 2009

loltard 

A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.

That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!

loltard by craigD September 3, 2008

LOLtard 

A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.

That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!

LOLtard by craigD June 27, 2006

loliday 

A glorious day taken off from work for the sole purpose of gathering with friends (3 to 5 preferred) to drink and crush n00bs on the Rift in League of Legends.

Hey guys, want to do a loliday on Sunday?

Jeremy, you twat. You can't do a loliday on Sunday. A loliday can only occur on a workday. You're just talking about a LAN party.

loliday by seedubbya January 16, 2015

Loldemort 

Loldemort is a symbiosis between the world known expression LOL and the world's worst enemy: Voldemort. The outcome is a fierce, awesome and epic expression. Used in extremely funny situations only. The expression loldemort will reach world domination in some years, true story.

"dang, that was sooo loldemort"

Haha, loldemort !

Your brother said, "Damn, that's so stupid". Then I say, "Yeah, that's so LOLDEMORT!"

You are such a Loldemort!

Loldemort by Siv Mensen/Supernam January 12, 2011

Loltraktor 

Originated from the MMOG World of Tanks. Making fun of the Tier1 tank Leichttraktor and the funny youtube videos about it.
Its a funny looking tank which is pretty weak in all respect, infamous for being included in higher Tier games by the game's (somewhat) imbalanced matchmaking system.

- The Loltraktor can destroy the world by just being angry.

- Chuck Norris was once the Loltraktor's Gunner.
- The Loltraktor always has his AP bullets ready, so whenever he sees someone interesting he hits it and hopes for a penetration.
- The Loltraktor is so fast that, when we see it moving 10 meters, Loltraktor actually took 10 rounds around the planet
- The Loltraktor is a combination of two things: a farming tool and a laughing nerd.
- The Loltraktor is never defeated. He just decides that you won't be pwned today.
- If you hit F1, your pc will come to help you. If you yell "Lol" at midnight three times, the Loltraktor will come to help you.
- With five elements you can summon Captain Planet. With five puns you can summon the Loltraktor.

Loltraktor by Mikael L Chuaungo July 1, 2011

lolthritis 

the pain from your hands and or fingers after playing several hours of days of League of Legends.

bobby: dude i had an all nighter playing League of Legends, and now i think i have lolthritis.

jamal: woah bro, that sucks

lolthritis by dembananas February 14, 2013