It's like Holland, but with more lol.
Billy: Where's that kid from?
Susie: Lolland, it's a subsidiary of Holland or something.
Billy: ghey.
Susie: lolcano!
by DarkSkies January 28, 2006
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When something is just so hilarious you must stuff your face with discount whey protein and cod liver oil to stop the laughter.
Clarke: "wha da dily yo? brudda, what'sgoin' down?"

Fred: "hmmmhhhhmmhhh"

Jamal: "He can't jive boy! his mouth full o' ta da brim wit

sheeit. he just had uh mad case o' Lolland and Barret. Don't make me shank ya na!"

Clarke: "Sheeeeeeit! just like mammy."
by biggarygraham January 11, 2011
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The epidemy of everything depressing, ugly, lukewarm and in some states classified as criminal blasphemy (yes, there is such a thing)
"I'm going to send him straight to Lolland "
"Go to Lolland!"
(In these cases "Lolland" would be a step up from hell)
by MrDuck January 17, 2017
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Average Lollander is a 'meme' made by the micro celebrity called Seras. This meme is part of the reason the sentence my day be so fine, then boom, Seras was born. The meme incorporates a femboy version of jinx from league of legends, this comes from the fact that Lolland has Lol in it, aka league of legends. Over Jinx is the text "Average Loll lander" with bad grammar just to annoy you.
Lollander 1: what a great day today!
Lollander 2: Truly!
Seras: "Sends average Lollander image"
Lollander 1 & 2: SUKKEROE, KNUTHENBORG, JEG VE' IK' DE'
by LevB3 March 6, 2022
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