lolcocked 

When you have had your computer screen's background changed to a homosexual picture and masked by a maximised notepad window saying "lolcocked".

"You have been lolcocked"
"I will lolcock you"

lolcocked by igotyousobad December 19, 2008

Lollocks

Hilarious disbelief or nonsense

"The fact that you said that you transformed into a muffin last night after eating a satsuma is absolute lollocks.

Lollocks by Mac Gatterton January 2, 2004

lolcock 

A LOLcock is a laugh-out-loud worthy penis; it can be judged so based on it's size (diminutive or outsized), its appearance (most any tattoo would count) the hilarious predicament it's been placed in (with a hat, perhaps).

Dude, that bib totally makes your junk a LOLcock.

lolcock by kitschpig May 28, 2009

Lolocks 

like saying bolocks but were you are laughing to much to say it

person 1: i think i might be gay
Person 2: LOLOCKS

Lolocks by Ian ritchie August 24, 2007

tickled my lollocks 

An expression used to say that something made you laugh.

That movie was so funny, it really tickled my lollocks.

tickled my lollocks by Smurfy12 February 26, 2010