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1. A feline animal is usually involved in some sort of "verb" in the vicinity of your "noun" "verbing" your noun.

2. A feline animal who is on a never ending quest for cheeseburgers. (also spelled "cheezburger")


*In both usages, correct spelling and grammar are optional and not encouraged.*
1. "hungree kitteh iz in ur frige, eeting ur fud."

2. "Can I has cheezburger, nao?"

3. Lol Cat is teh win.
by OtterKate October 15, 2008
 
9.
Funny pictures of kitty cats = ultimate productivity killer.
Manager: Dude, productivity in my office just dropped to zero after Bob discovered Lolcats.
by Agent0042 December 05, 2010
 
10.
A humorous picture of a feline, accompanied with a witty caption intended to create laughter.
Common lolcat photo: INVISIBLE BICYCLE
by imabeagirly October 25, 2011
 
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Oh hai thare
So you want to speak lolcat? It isn't very easy and you may end up with some kitty scratches in the end. The purpose of this page is to offer help on proper lolcat syntax and grammar. Don't worry if you don't get it at first. It takes some practice but in the end you'll end up with proper lolcat that is both cute and funny.

This isn't fully written though. I shall be doing that soon. For now, if you really want a crash course go to icanhascheezburger and read the comments there. These are the experts. Yes, really.

Here we go!

General Spelling Rule: Homonymous Misspellings
While some of the rules about spelling pertain to common typing errors, baby-talk, kindergarten misspellings and community-specific mannerisms found on online message boards, the important skill is to learn when using lolspeak is how to borrow the spelling of certain parts of one word to misspell another word that shares certain phonetic sounds (or that just rhymes).

You can mix them around like this:

ghost -> goast or ghoast (borrowing from "toast" or "coast")

feet -> feat (borrowing from "meat" or "heat")

moan -> mown (borrowing from "own" or "mow")

crowd -> croud (borrowing from "cloud" or "found")

nothing -> nuthing (borrowing from the typical sound of the letter "u" as in "umbrella" or "hut")
LolCat XD--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Test 1: an teh ppl wen 2 teh pien tre and seds "o hai. we luvs ar pien tre!!!1!" srsly.

The people went to the pine tree and said, "Oh hi. We love our pine tree!" Seriously.

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Test 2: Oh Hai. Iz likes pai

Hello, I like pie.

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Test 3: ai can has peec uv pai?

Can I please have a piece of pie?

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Test 4: i can haz cheezburger ?

Can I have a cheese burger ?

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How well did you do? Good luck reading!
by BoredDude2 April 26, 2010
 
12.
a series of cats photographed in any number of unfortunate or comedic happenings purely for our viewing pleasure with ill-spelt captions called LOLSpeak
LOLcat: Geek Squad iz equal opportunity employer
by O HAI! October 18, 2008
 
13.
Same thing as woot. A sign of excitement especially when playing shooting games when you get a kill or something really unexpected. When you get a double kill after saying lolcats! you might say double lolcats! then triple lolcats and so forth.
Bang! Bang! Bang! "TRIPLE LOLCATS!" said Owen after getting a triple kill in Halo 3 Matchmaking.

"HA, LOLCATS!" said Srinivas after killing his enemy and then stealing his care package.
by Teh Besterest March 22, 2010
 
14.
A word used at random to break akward silence and/or to be used after stupid or dumbass comments are made, particularly when they come from a person nobody realy likes, or when a simple lol won't work, can Also be used as a code word for the ban hammer
Nevins: "hey guys this girl in halo has a camel toe"
xbox party "lol cats"
nevins kicked
by Kick button March 06, 2010