| 988. | fofl | ||
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an Internet acronym for "falling on floor lactating"
Derives from the Simon & Garfunkel song "Cecilia," in which it sounds as though the singer says, "I fall on the floor and I lactate." Rhymes with "rofl." Doug: jubilation, she loves me again!
Beth: fofl |
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| 989. | shanghai surprise | ||
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During Sexual intercourse from behind, the penis is withdrawn, the male spits on his partners back, and begins to vigourously masterbate, and when his partner turns around, he ejaculates in her face. Lol, I gave my girlfriend the shanghai surprise!
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| 990. | lolercaust | ||
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mass laughter
similar to mass destruction of a holocaust person1 - i peed my pants today
person2 - lol lol person3 LMFAO!!! person4 OMG LOL! person5 - Its a lolercaust !!! |
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| 991. | ALMO | ||
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Ass Laughing Me Off
A slang variation of LMAO (Laughing My Ass Off). Internet slang. Guy1: Joke
Guy2: almo "In Soviet Russia, ass laughs you off!" |
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| 992. | RIOL | ||
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abbr.
Rolling In Oil Laughing 1. Something you'd picture yourself to be as a fat corporate suit bathing in crude oil while gleefully laughing at your immense wealth. 2. Satire of "ROFL", RIOL means "rolling in oil laughing". Picture some fat sweaty idiot rolling in his own oil as a means of enjoying his filthy wealth. Used to picture someone who's stupid and laughing at their own jokes. Which aren't funny. 3. A rich king rolling in oil whilst laughing about how his dog had pet kittens. Example 1:
Person 1: We've waged war on Iraq. Person 2: RIOL! Example 2: I'm moving to Germany next month riol |
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| 993. | Hung Like a Hamster | ||
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When a males genitalia is approximately the size of a hamster aka. very small. When said to girls on the street in a heckling manner this term will lead to laughter and chicks love doing it with funny guys.
Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it! Tip: This term is most effective when said in some sort of sequence with "Hey ladies, I have good game!" See: I Have Good Game here on Urban Dictionary for more details. Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!! Girl 1: Thats neat. Dude 1: No seriously, I have good game! Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it! |
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| 994. | ROFLPIE | ||
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The wonderful ROFL but in a tasty delectible pie form. Used in the same way ROFLCOPTER or ROFLCAKE. Steve: Hi John whats up?
John: YOUR MOM! HAHALOLBBQ ROFLPIE!! |
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