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lol internets isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. lol internet
Catchphrase used in discussion boards to dismiss petty arguments and posters with an inflated ego, or just to remember people that the internets are not to be taken too seriously.

Generally used as a conclusion, or as the only contents of the post.
"You have offended me. I will have my lawyer make your ISP subpoena you then sue this websight!!"
"lol internet"
2. lol intertubes
The same thing as "lol internet", except 100 billion times better.
eps: well they're thinking it's an evolutionary design to work on the population level of a species... like, once you mate, you're no longer useful in terms of evolution
cy: lol intertubes
eps: and so something cellular triggers your body to maintain itself less and less (aging)
eps: /me makes a mental note to not talk about anything past "lol internet" and "poop dries too fast"
eps: ;-/
3. LoL
LoL stands for Legion of Legato. It is identified by the capital L's to differenciate it between the more common lol which is seen in just about every corner of the internet. Legion of Legato is a spinoff of GameFAQs founded by Legato and Vash. Most of its users come from the Current Events board, and only about 40 of its 600+ members are active to this day, making it a rather small community. LoL was founded on July 29, 2006, and has over 400,000 posts. LoL and Wootability invade each other about every 3 months for the hell of it, basically becoming a tradition. LoL's signature figure is Gary Coleman.
Gary Coleman: i wonder what's going on at LoL
Internets: lol wut
4. ¯\(°_o)/¯
¯\(°_o)/¯ is a smiley that means "i dunno lol"

...¯\(°_o)/¯
¯\(°_o)/¯, i dunno lol
5. defenders of the internets
An elite task force of ytmnders who hack, spam, and harass any sites that steal content from another. The ytmnd DOTIs have many allies, including folks from albino black sheep, 4chan (who, ironically, ytmnd gets most of its content from but notably not stolen), and occasionally a few other sites.

To be a defender of the internet is a great honor, even though any ytmnder can join. The DOTIs have their most power from raiding forums, and, in a few instances, causing them to crash. Often times ytmnders will reward themselves for their good deeds by causing tiny, defenseless, forums to crash for the fun of the hunt.

Most notable Defender of the internets victories include their causing of the ebaumsworld.com forums to collapse, due to excessive posting and account creation. This was an amazing victory all across the internet, for ebaumsworld.com is known for its excessive media stealing.
Another victory was the myspace-ytmnd war, in which the bastards at the Myspace Award Center stole a ytmnd icon and slapped a new name on it, claiming it to be their own. The elite DOTI hack taskforce, thankfully, hacked the side and slapped a big victory banner over the entire screen, in the form of the icon that had been stolen, with "Ytmnd LOL" written over it.

But one thing must be known about the defenders of the internets. If anything is ever stolen, you can call on them to get retribution.
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6. internets
George W Bush's name for the internet. It's mentioned in one of the other definitions on this page that his usage is correct. This is purely accidental. Coming from someone who was frighteningly intelligent and a brilliant orator, one might be tempted to give him the benefit of the doubt. But coming from someone who is profoundly unable to form sentences, say 'nuclear', ride bikes, ride Segways or eat pretzels, it's safe to assume that this is just another in a long line of oratorical train wrecks for poor old Bush Jr.
orig.: 'I hear there's rumors on the internets..'

contemp.: 'lol internets'
by frat curl Jun 23, 2005 share this
7. lol, k
(1) Originally used as in a "srsly" fashion to express laughter and agreement (2) Should be now used as a way to show sarcastic submission (i.e. you want to tell the noob not-so-subtly that he's really making an ass out himself)
(1)
"Ur avatars so funnay n kewl!!1 OMG!!!1"
"LOL, K"

(2)
"Can I borrow $10? I'll pay you back?"
"LOL, K"

"Am I FUN or what?"
"LOL, K"

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