"lois lane rocks"
by notusingrealname November 1, 2009
A love interest, usually female, who ignores flirting and thoughtful actions because of her infatuation with someone who would probably never have her.
Tom: Who are those flowers for, Harry?
Dick: Dude! Are those for Tracy again?
Harry: I think I've got her close to a date!
Tom: No way! She's obsessed with her boss.
Dick: Yeah. She's such a Lois Lane.
Harry: :(
Dick: Dude! Are those for Tracy again?
Harry: I think I've got her close to a date!
Tom: No way! She's obsessed with her boss.
Dick: Yeah. She's such a Lois Lane.
Harry: :(
by Daggermouth July 7, 2010
Girl 1 : I heard you got supermaned
Girl 2 : yeah I scrubbed muh aney with his white rod....I lois laned that bro!!!
Girl 2 : yeah I scrubbed muh aney with his white rod....I lois laned that bro!!!
by i740solid August 30, 2009
When your man makes you hot and bothered but cannot deliver, leaves you wet with no satisfaction and pases out on your ass. You roll him to his stomache, strattle him and cum onto his back once you are done stick the bed sheet to him. Once he wakes for his morning pee taking the sheet with him hence he has been "Lois Laned".
One night I left the room to get something sexy on for my man only to come back and find him sleeping...so without him I finished the deed I then proceeded to Lois Lane him.
by snow minx January 2, 2011
The girlfriend/wife of the famous superhero superman.
Who somehow survives multiple times of having sex with him, even though him simply inserting his dildo inside her hole would kill her instantly.
Who somehow survives multiple times of having sex with him, even though him simply inserting his dildo inside her hole would kill her instantly.
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 28, 2023
by Wonder Woman 1984 December 25, 2017