to lose a grip on reallity. to get strung out on drugs and alchohol. to blow it all. bizarre behavior
Miley Cyrus went Lohan at the VMA's
(verb): To steal an object in a blatant manner, and when you're called on the deed, insist that it was a gift. (lohanned, lohanning)
When Vladimir Putin lohanned New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring and then got called on it, he said that the ring was a gift, which is pretty much a textbook case of lohanning.
a word to describe something unfortunate happening at a certain time eg a car crash or drugs
Mike: "God i've just done a lohan and crashed my car."
Mark: "I just snorted crack. What a lohan move!"
A Ginger haired actress doing a backward crab walk naked. Lohans only appear during the day. they must be summoned by a husband asking his wife to imagine "L*****y Lohan doing a crab walk naked." the wife must then agree (with no persuasion) and a lohan will apear.
For a better overview of a lohan scenario, see family guy.
(husband)-Honey... i want you to imagine L*****Y Lohan doing a backward crab...................... naked.
(husband)- Just do this for me ok!?
(lohan, appears naked doing a crab walk)- Hi,,, i'm a Lohan.
noun, a woman in her 20s who experiments with being a lesbian but really isn't.
"Jeannie is such a Lohan. She was making out with a guy just a week ago."
when somebody is anorexic because lindsay lohan is anorexic and need to eat
oh my god look at that girl "lohan"