| 1. | logrolling | ||
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Masturbation. Exclusively masturbation of men or boys, since "log" is another word for penis. Phone sex convo between two gay male politicians:
Gay Politician 1: Maybe later we can go back to my place and I can take your census. Gay Politician 2: Only if you'll filibuster. Gay Politician 1: Reapportion me, baby Gay Politician 2: Oh I'll do it, you carpetbagger. Gay Politician 1: Porkbarrel me! Gay Politician 1: There's some logrolling going on... IN MY PANTS. Gay Politician 2: You want PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION? Gay Politician 1: I think I have a majority of your ass. Gay Politician 2: Oh man, I think I just lost my seat. Gay Politician 1: I'm about to incumbent! Gay Politician 2: Errg. Oh YEAH! This session of congress is now over. Gay Politician 1: Care to adjourn, then? Gay Politician 2: I just did. Gay Politician 1: Can we call a special session? Gay Politician 2: As long as you give me your soft money. |
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| 2. | Logrolling | ||
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The practice of defecating a large sturdy floater, admiring said poopsicle and urinating on it. A well aimed healthy stream of urine causes the "log" to roll. "Hey, Moonshine Jimmy!"
"Whats happening, Prune Juice Doyle?" "You sure were in the outhouse for quite a spell, eh?" "Yep. Squeaky George let out a 13 inch floater and we were having a hell of a time logrolling!" |
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