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Log O' Rhythm 

When a man dances to music in such a manner that his penis jiggles in rhythm with the beat of the music. In its most common form, the male is nude and his dancing technique is centered around pelvic thrusts. Some scholars assert that this is the male equivalent of Twerking.
While Matodgey wasn't a great rave dancer or square dancer, his Log o' Rhythm stylings were an unparalleled hit with the ladies.

I'm impressed he maintained his Log o' Rhythm despite the song being 110 beats per minute. No wonder he is sore.
Log O' Rhythm by Matodgey January 7, 2010
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Cran-o-log 

Also known as cranberry log, is the cranberry sauce bought in a tin and served in the log shape it comes out in, preferably still bearing the indentations of the tin. It is part of a traditional holiday turkey meal, both at Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Boyfriend: Your mom forgot to mash up the cranberry sauce from the tin...
Girlfriend: No, that's the traditional cran-o-log.
Cran-o-log by historically_defined December 16, 2009
A modification of the word vlog. The two are synonyms. Using the same logic that creates blog (the subtraction of the "we"). This word uses the same model and subtracts "vide". This superior word is more auditorily distinct, making it easier to differentiate from "blog", versus "vlog". Regardless, both refer to the use of visual media (ie. web cams) to create personal opinion pieces.
"Did you see the new O-log by Fred?"
"No."
"Don't worry, you didn't miss anything, It was pointless. He edited his video fine enough, but had nothing worth listening to. Pretty sad really.""
O-log by LeathalGopher July 4, 2008

log one out 

The act of evacuating ones bowels. To take a dump
I'll be back in 10, i just have to log one out
log one out by Shaun Morrison November 12, 2008
"I'll be back in about 5 minutes, I've got to log out."

"I've got to let my dog out, I think he has to log out."
Log Out by Im_a_qwik_tinker December 20, 2008

go ahead and log out for me 

it’s a phrase when someone says something really weird or sus
“i wanna watch porn rn”

“go ahead and log out for me hon

Log Off the Internet Day 

Log Off the Internet Day was started by a group of activists and thinkers in 1999 to make the public aware of the impacting is making on real life communities. Log Off the Internet Day is celebrated on the first Saturday after the start of summer in your hemisphere on which you are supposed to stay off the internet. No email, chat, IMs, gameplaying or surfing. A time to go to a movie, see some friends, ride a bike, be with your family.

I totally celebrated Log Off the Internet Day and went for a bike ride.

My second life wife got mad because I spent some time with my first life wife on Log Off the Internet Day.