go ahead and log out for me 

it’s a phrase when someone says something really weird or sus

“i wanna watch porn rn”

“go ahead and log out for me hon”

go ahead and log out for me by livinlikelarry2 March 24, 2020

Log off social media

To masturbate.

You've just put down your phone, late at night, and its time to log off social media.

Log off social media by cod_machiine May 2, 2019

Melty Log 

When someone takes a crap on a campfire so that the turd rests on a piece of wood and slowly roasts, stinking up the entire campsite. A slowly burning/melting turd.

"I burnt my ass hairs off making that Melty Log over at the girls campsite!"
"Dude, it was so worth it though. I can hear them screaming"

Melty Log by Mahalollama September 13, 2009

Mexican Salem Burning Log 

The excruciatingly hot poop that comes out of your butt a day or two after eating spicy Mexican food. It feels like your butt is being burned at the stake like a witch. The hot log leaving your body.

I added extra jalapeños to my burrito and my butt burns so bad you would think it was a Mexican Salem burning log coming out of my butt.

Mexican Salem Burning Log by PlagueTarot January 12, 2023

meat log

A slang alternate to the word penis.

"I am going to slap you right in the face with my meat log", said Marcus.

meat log by Jame Ski July 29, 2014

meat log

A mans Cock, penis, hog,boytoy,etc

I was giving him my meatlog and blasted him with my cock snot

meat log by Mikie J. December 29, 2004

Polish Meat Log

It basically means a massive penis and was thought up the genius Charlie Flo himself

"Wow look at that Polish Meat Log!"
"Word around the office is you have a Polish Meat Log!"

Polish Meat Log by Chaseroonee July 15, 2015