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log
a very long, solid peice of shit. sometimes so large in gurth it makes one cry or grap thier ankles and really push.
i had the biggest log today
by Jay May 10, 2003
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1.
log
1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!
"Get off my log!"

"Action log, by Blammo!"
by El-Keter October 10, 2002
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2.
log
To cockslap somebody, when you have a penis like a horse's.
She pretty much deserved a good logging after the horrible joke she told, but no one with enough viagra was around to do it.
by whorrorshow May 04, 2007
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3.
Log
A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.
"Hey, what's taking so long in the toilet"?

"Sorry...I can't go any faster, I got this huge "Log" coming out and it's taking forever!!
by Mickeymysterious1 April 24, 2009
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4.
log
A large piece of timber.
Hey look, it's a large piece of timber, also known as a log.
by MuzlFlash September 01, 2003
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5.
Slang term for girls
Logs are everywhereeee!!
by sex appeal striped shirt July 05, 2011
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6.
log
a standard looking tube-shaped poo.
Someone dumped a shit in the public swimming pool whilst it was packed and as soon as the log reached the surface everyone in the pool evacuated!
by bread infection November 29, 2009
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7.
log
the best toy in the history of toys, advertised on the ren and stimpy show. produced by toy company "Blammo!"
It rolls down stairs, rolls over in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog.. fits great on your back, it's great for a snack, it's LOG LOG LOG! it's LOG, LOG, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood! it's LOG, it's LOG, it's better than bad, it's GOOD! everyone wants a LOG, you're gonna love your LOG, everyone needs a LOG, LOG, LOG, LOG!
by timpacalypse February 21, 2009
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