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English, noun.
A type of arthropod that is drawn to the bright lights of computerscreens but is equally at home in damp leaf litter. His shiny exoskeleton conceals a complicated array of spiracles and tubules, most of which are filled with cocaine. I picked up a damp log and found a foot long mocktor!
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| 23. | hournal | ||
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A log (online or off) of the times and places you feel horny. I saw this hot Jewish chick playing with a candy bar today, and I had to run home and put a note in my hournal.
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| 24. | XENIMUS | ||
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The game where everyone quits,yet every year i see that same person over and over.Xenmius is for low life cheapos or don't have friends and or have droped their friends to play xen.Or ur fat depressed and just need friends so u play xenimus,xenimus is highly addtictive DON'T TRY XENIMUS AT HOME FOLKS! Xenimus-the new crack,Xenimmus is for losers!xenimus-a loser owns it so dont play it, the owner never helps anyone and is stupid.everyone jacks everyone ,everyone calls ya friend then jacks u hahaha! If u log on ,don't expect to log off so soon! Xenimus is crack ,Once u log on,you will never quit!
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| 25. | logging off | ||
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n : manual stimulation of the genital organs while playing on your personal computer. Chris was logging off before he went home for the day.
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| 26. | prarie doggin | ||
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When you got a log lodged up your butt.You have been holding it for so long, the end peice of the dookie begins to poke her little head right outta your two cheeks. Called prarie doggin because it resembles a lil prarie dog pokin its head out of its hole lookin for predators. When you begin to prarie dog, you should get to a toilet fast. Id say you have 10 minutes at tops. Dude we need to stop to hit the bathroom
Can't you wait till we get home? No way im prarie doggin |
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| 27. | DOIM | ||
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Stands for a military posts Directorate of Information Management. Their entire purpose or goal in existance is to stop the IMO's from performing their jobs and going home happily and safely at the end of the day. Sorry SIR!!! I can't get your log on to the computer for you, DOIM hasn't processed the work order yet...
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| 28. | living the dream | ||
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Living the Dream
In our world this means - Working from Home - Common definition - Living the fucking dream (LTFD) Living the Dream
ie - not coming into the office so you plug your work laptop into your home broadband router and log in to works secure network via vpn then go away and a) wash the dogs b) Gardening - prune the bush c) DIY such as 'Tongue and Groove' d) Have a rather large poo e) disappear for 2 hours into town shopping then come back and claim you are having connection problems to the work network |
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