Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
Marshall: "The bitch just fell asleep after sex. Tha fuck."
Stuart: "She totally deserves to wake up in a log cabin."
We were a couple short for a log cabin, but Washington could have crossed the Delaware on the foot bridge we gave Sally.
Jeff: Oh yes guys! I've been looking forward to this all night, I've had a boner for 5 hours!
Nick: I'm pulsating.