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A heightened term to suggest more-than-love, from the movie Annie Hall
"Love is too weak a word for what I feel -- I lurve you, you know, I loave you, I loff you, two F's, yes I have to invent, of course I -- I do, don't you think I do?" -- Annie Hall
by wendywoowho April 20, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A word expressing one's teddy-bear-like love for some person/object.
I loff spaceships from the bottom of my poor purple soul.
by (Elsa) May 01, 2005
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He's warmer than you think.

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eye loff you \:
by sillyhead February 01, 2004
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10" high plush doll.

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Used in place of "LOL" in Trade Channel Horde side on the Bonechewer World of Warcraft server. Originated when the character Loff protested Cuddlyoprah's professed gayness.
Loff!!
by Belzira January 29, 2009
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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a term spoken between two people who are past 'liking' each other and close to being in 'love'.
Juan: "Penelope, I loff you."

Jon: "I loff you neneng"
Jenn: "I loff you this much (spreads arms as far as humanly possibly)."
by jonrisos May 29, 2005
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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