Loper 

Someone suffering, by no fault of his own, from male pattern baldness.

That brother is wearing a hat to cover his bald spot; he's a loper big-time.

Loper by DimDog March 5, 2007

Humor Leper 

A killjoy that sucks all the fun out of life with their pretentious, politically correct bullshit and find every joke offensive. Usually a miserable dolt with zero creativity and sense of humor, they infect their hosts and surrounding and destroy any chance of a good time.

Wow! I didn’t know that Dave was such a Humor Leper, you can’t crack joke without getting a lecture from him, leave him home next time

Humor Leper by Lord evil May 23, 2013

Looperized

To blow a save in a baseball game

Fan #1: "Did you see Billy Wagner blow the save in the 9th inning?"

Fan #2: "Yeah, that's a shame he got Looperized by Zimmerman."

Looperized by Brian Madden April 26, 2006

Loiper 

Loiper, also known as Loiper Phimosis is an extremely painful infection under the foreskin where the gland of your penis begins to "mold" and begin to produce fungus over time. In time the infected glan will tighten the foreskin immensely, preventing it from being pulled back to reveal the glan. A rare infection that can occur during male youth if lack of disinfecting or washing is provided to the penis. If the infection is not cured by circumcision or sterile injections, it can result in severe pain during urination, inculiding blood flow within the urine. STDs. A horribly disfigured penis. And if all comes to worse, the penis will NEED to be disected and possibaly removed to prevent the infection from spreading to the testicals.

Dude 1: Dude my fucking cock is molding like expired cottage cheese!

Dude 2: Dude are you serious? What's wrong with your Penis?

Dude 1: I just found out I have Loiper Infection.

Dude 2: Okay

Loiper by Loiper May 23, 2009

Lopers gang 

It’s a gang from Santa Ana ca

Ayy home boy where you from? I’m from lopers gang, ohhh thasss rightttt

Lopers gang by Lopers gang July 19, 2021

Looperxied 

When you accidentally spill a bucket of fish crap and water on your bedroom floor.

person 1: i was trying to clean my fish tank, but i looperxied.

person 2: bro what

Looperxied by pastalover10 February 13, 2023

leeperkon 

Absolutely without a doubt gay.

1:You know that leeperkon?
2:Oh yeah hes really gay I heard he kisses boys.

leeperkon by I LIKE BE4NS November 25, 2018