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Louisiana Locomotive 

When a man wears a strap-on facing behind him and fucks two girls simultaneously. One with his dick, and the other with the strap-on. The term originates from the motion in which the man is moving back in forth like a locomotive.
Me and wife decided to explore our sexuality when we called over our next-door neighbor to do a Louisiana Locomotive.
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Emancipossum Locomotion 

The Southern Yokel form of the name of the Emancipation Proclaimation, signed by President Lincoln in 1863. Often found being said south of the Mason-Dixon line. (The Southern U.S)
But officer, I'se free. Ain't you done heard about the Emancipossum Locomotion?

Richard Locomotion

Richard Locomotion (rɪʧərd ˌloʊkəˈmoʊʃən)
is a word synonymous to the phrase, "dick move"
Dick is usually the nickname given to people who are named Richard--
Locomotion is a synonym to the word move (movement)--
Hence, Dick move = Richard locomotion
Wow, he just tripped that old man, dick move, man.
I say, that chap has just purposefully done an action that led to that elderly citizen stumbling and falling down, richard locomotion, sir.
Richard Locomotion by Bagsolodel December 12, 2021

Locomotive Breath 

The smell of a man’s breath after sucking a dick
Chuck literally pooped on the floor due to john’s Locomotive Breath!

road locomotive 

An extremely large, poor-handling automobile with sloppy power steering and an automatic transmission, driven by a person who doesn't really know how to drive.

Road locomotives were common in the 1960s.
Maxine drove to Vegas in her road locomotive.
road locomotive by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005

Road Locomotive 

A piece of Detroit iron. A huge car "driven" by a person who really didn't know how to drive, and who didn't know what a good car was.
Mike's old man always drove Detroit iron. He sure got mad when we drove circles around him in our sports cars.

Tennesee Locomotive 

Take a hit of weed and proceed taking a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey (80 proof) while holding in all weed smoke. Once the whiskey is swallowed, then exhale the smoke. Thus making the Tennessee locomotive.
Tennesee Locomotive is always the best motive.

At the party last night, I rode my first Tennessee Locomotive. I had a burn in my chest and was completely shit faced after 3 Tennessee Locomotives.