A locklear is a small fungus that grows inside the rectum. It makes you bleed 14 out of the 24 hours in a day. Most of the time your sleeping. Locklear grows only in the proper conditions. If you look at too much black porn and you are white, you will start to get LS (Locklear Syndrom)
Damn! I looked at too much black porn. And i'm white. Now i got this Locklear shit in my ass. DAMMIT!
by Anonymous March 24, 2003
When you have a situation under control but then your frantic co-worker shows up and everything goes to hell.
Mike: "Did you hear what happened to Billy yesterday"?
John: "No! What happened"?
Mike: "Billy was out with a client and everything was going well but then Tommy showed up and lockleared the whole deal"!
John: "No! What happened"?
Mike: "Billy was out with a client and everything was going well but then Tommy showed up and lockleared the whole deal"!
by Sensibility1 April 22, 2021
the biggest dushawn mandic you ever met. loves to rub feces on his breast and howl like a wild monkey in heat on a sunday morning. an anger pacifist.
by doooooooodooooooooomomma March 24, 2010
Noun: a bleach-blond actress in her late forties. she's not a very convincing, or even good actress.
Verb: to suddenly break up with someone, and spread it around before they know you've dumped them.
Verb: to suddenly break up with someone, and spread it around before they know you've dumped them.
Did you see that movie with Heather Locklear in it? I avoided that thing like the Plague.
Maria: hey, anna, i'm dumping jason.
anna: wow. that's sudden.
(a few days pass and everyone knows about the break-up)
jason: dude, did she pull a Heather Locklear on me?
Maria: hey, anna, i'm dumping jason.
anna: wow. that's sudden.
(a few days pass and everyone knows about the break-up)
jason: dude, did she pull a Heather Locklear on me?
by JoviJava February 18, 2006
When you have a situation under control but then your frantic co-worker shows up and everything goes to hell.
Mike: "Did you hear what happened to Billy yesterday"?
John: "No! What happened"?
Mike: "Billy was out with a client and everything was going well but then Tommy showed up and lockleared the whole deal"!
John: "No! What happened"?
Mike: "Billy was out with a client and everything was going well but then Tommy showed up and lockleared the whole deal"!
by Sensibility1 April 22, 2021
by Poopie nuthole January 4, 2021