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When someone shoves something in your lock and fucks it up because they are a fucking retard and were obviously high. Jimmy : Aw golly gee my door wont open
Random guy: looks like someone lockfucked your door Jimmy: Lockfuck ? whats that? Random guy: THATS WHEN YOU SHOVED A BROKEN KEY IN AND OUT OF IT 20 MILLION FUCKING TIMES OR SOME OTHER SHIT THAT DOESNT GO IN THERE Dorm management : OH HAI THERE JIMMY I SEE U BROKE UR DOOR HOW ABOUT YOU PAY FOR IT |
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