Lock Ness Monster 

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.

What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...

Lock Ness Monster by I M A Dogg August 6, 2010

Lock Ness Monster 

Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.

Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.

Lock Ness Monster by QuacksO November 6, 2022

pop and lock ness monster 

a fictional lock ness monster that dances

got to youtube and search dance baby dance by sick animation it has the pop and lock ness monster

pop and lock ness monster by nigletousity January 2, 2011

lockness 

the need to get a large handfull or grabing of an item. This term can be used for mostly anything, and needs to be used in the right context

Dave asked Ryan if he could get a lockness on some of his chips. Dave then follwed up with a hand motion that involved him almost digging into something deep.

lockness by JVince December 14, 2006

lockness mandredie 

the act while geting road head, the driver unlocks the steering wheel and lowers it ontop of the pasenger then locks it. thus locking them in place.

yo i was driving my girl back to her house one night and i totaly got her with a lockness mandredie. it was awesome

lockness mandredie by jack_reacher January 11, 2011

Lockness 

A term representing a strong, secure bond in a relationship, characterized by exclusivity, trust, and mutual interests. It suggests a connection that feels both safe and intriguing, much like the mysterious allure of Loch Ness.

Ever since they started dating, their relationship has been like Lockness—so secure and full of trust, you can just feel the connection between them!

Lockness by Reuben’Jones September 29, 2025

fartness lockness 

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

fartness lockness by fartness lockness June 30, 2022