#01: The term referring to the act of operating a firearm without looking at what one is shooting at. Often used in times of pressure from a location of cover or away from the line of enemy fire.
#02: To initiate intercourse (usually in a drunken state, usually in a friend or strangers bedroom, sometimes in poorly lit nightclubs) and attempting attempting to skeet in the dark.
#01: Greg didn't want to get killed so he blind fired around the corner.
#02: Greg couldn't find her face while he and Donna were fucking in the closet, so he blind fired and jizzed in her ear canal.
Blind grinding is a phenomenon popular among sightless and partially-sighted singles in the UK and some parts of Europe, now increasingly popular among sightless singles in the United States.more...
Like swinging, the event usually takes place in a private residence.
Blind grinds are organized over the internet. Men or women submit their email addresses and genders to a Blind Grind website, along with a chosen name (real names are never used). On a daily/weekly/monthly basis, the Blind Grind server software randomly chooses between ten and fifty individuals from its database and sends them the address of a certified Blind Grind location. There is usually a 50:50 gender balance, but 'Big Blind Gay Grind' (BBGG) groups also exist.
Upon arriving at their location, the participants are guided into large dark rooms (e.g. garages, barns) containing multiple inflatable beds. Music is usually played. Oils and lubricants are provided. The participants proceed to have anonymous sex with multiple partners for hours.
Recent Blind Grind controversies include a group in Paris who were infiltrated by sighted pornographers who participated in and recorded the events for years.
It is estimated that at due to sighted infiltration of the blind grind phenomenon, at least 2% of the
Occurs when the party of the first part, the chick, grows up and loses all chubby fatness and transcends into hotness causing the party of the second part, the dude, to acquire her chub, albeit in a different location.
You see what the Bee Girl from the Blind Melon - No rain video looks like now? She is clear cut case of chub transference.
A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.
"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."
The border-line retarded person, usually found working at the grocery store checkout line, who has gnarled, claw-like hands and frequently engages complete strangers in meaningless babble. Although often found at grocery stores (tax-breaks), they may surface at any retail location.
Last week, my buddy hooked me up with a blind date, but she turned out to be a GroceryBagger.
A location in a jail where an inmate is easily jumped or killed by fellow inmates or guards without being noticed.
The warden's snitch got killed in the gankin zone and there were no whitnesses.
Lyrics from Eazy E's "Eazy Does It"
"The bitch was a trip cold hung up the phone, now my only phone call was in the ganking zone."
Fictional character from an old SNL skit featuring Will Ferrell, Alec Baldwin, John Goodman and Tim Meadows in rotation. The plot revolves around these men sitting at a bar (or other location), blind drunk, talking and reminiscing about a man named Bill Brasky. The conversation tends to highlight his sexual conquests, superhuman abilities, blasphemous exploits and disregard for human life. The skits themselves tend to follow a basic order: one man asks if the group has heard about the time Bill Brasky (did something), and another man blurts out a socially crippling confession, which is mentally discarded by the drunken group, and the story continues. Another basic component is the female passerby, who asks the men to stop being so loud, and is answered by sexist comments from the bunch. In the end, Brasky himself appears, in a forced-angle shot from his shoulder, making him truly appear ten feet tall. In recent years, similar jokes have been created about Chuck Norris and his ass-kicking potential--some have even been pulled directly from copyrighted Bill Brasky material. Also, the original videos of the skits have been increasingly hard to find but much sought after by fans of the show.
"Say, did i tell you about the time Bill Brasky went hunting?"
"I masturbate to the Teletubbies."
"Anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down and kill all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills each one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives, except Fleagle."
"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."