| 22. | pro war | ||
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1. Someone who can not locate Iraq on a map
2. Someone who has no concept that people outside of their own comfort zone of friends actually DO exist 3. Someone who then chooses to believe that if these people did exist their lives are of little meaining when compared with their own. The asshole with no brain could not consider anyone on an equal level with himself because it made him feel as if his penis was somehow shrinking
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| 23. | finding nemo | ||
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A male rite of passage; to locate the clitorus. "Sally, my boyfriend's terrible in the sack."
"Betty, he's only 11- he's probably needs help finding nemo." |
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| 24. | google hand | ||
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The measure of one's ability to rapidly locate information on the internet using Google. I just asked Jim about a rare bread of guinean banana slug. He had some links for me in a couple of minutes. Damn is his Google hand strong!
by
anonymous
Jul 13, 2003
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| 25. | search engine | ||
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1) A vehicle driven by a rescue crew.
2) A website which turns up thousands of useless websites, not really an engine. Only good thing it can do is locate pr0n. 1) "Dude, let's stay together so if I die you can call a search engine."
2) "Aww shit I hate search engines, they don't find anything, except pr0n." |
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| 26. | NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER | ||
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a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate. After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker." |
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| 27. | finding nemo | ||
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A male rite of passage; to locate the clitorus. "Sally, my boyfriend's terrible in the sack."
"Betty, he's only 11- he's probably needs help finding nemo." |
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| 28. | Monkey Hall | ||
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Junvenile detention center, or "juvenile hall." Ambiguous whether the origin implies a racial slur. "If we can't locate your guardians, you'll have to spend the night in Monkey Hall."
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