| 1. | GPS it | ||
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A term used when suggesting the use of a GPS enabled device to locate a destination. Mervin: Hm... Larry, didn't Mapquest say to turn right on Main in 3 miles?
Larry: Hmmm, Larry... Uhhh, Yeah. I think its been like 30 miles so far... Mervin: SHIT! Mapquest stinks. Larry: Yeah, mapquest stinks like your dirty vagina. I'll GPS it on my phone, douche. |
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| 2. | I can't find it | ||
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1. Often said when a women has excessive pubic hair. 2. An Expression used when somebody can not locate something. Tim: Where did you hide that easter egg.
Lindsay: I hid it in the bush. Arthur: I can't find it. You need to shave. Tim: I cwutudidther! |
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| 3. | Biggity | ||
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Biggity is derived from the term Bounce. It comes from the first pronounciation of Bounce. The "B" part of the word has "iggity" added to it to compliment its definition.
"Aight, lets biggity biggity bounce!"
"Ok Trinity, thats it, let's biggity..." - Morpheus "Man were did Sander go? Did he biggity?" |
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| 4. | Search and Deceive | ||
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The act of pretending to help a friend locate an object they are looking for. An individual may move objects back in forth or open drawers randomly, in an effort to pretend that they actually care. Jules: Yo! I lost my gameboy... come help me look for it!
Vincent: Dude, I'm watching the Manchurian Candidate right now... look for it yourself.. Jules: Seriously dude, come help me! Vincent: (pretends to look for it by moving a bunch a books around on a table) Jules: Dude, you're not even looking for it... you're just doing a Search and Deceive. |
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| 5. | Colton's Mom's Vagina | ||
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A joke originally made about an imaginary person named Colton, It refers to his mom as the 66th most dangerous thing in the world. Colton's Mom's Vagina has serrated teeth around the outer edge, and has come to be fondly known as a, "Penis-Flysnatch". This is due to it's capabilities of rapidly snapping shut on anything which touces the vaginal walls more than once. A dexterous person always has enough time to get in and pull out, however. This is actually a good workout, and many people have resorted to this to lose calories. There is an on-off switch within the Vagina, and only one or two people have been recorded to actually be able to consistantly locate it. This causes her vagina to wait another 30 minutes before closing, and it constricts itself to an appropriate tightness. On that note, although you would expect Colton's mom's vagina to be extremely lose due to all the action it gets, it is able to loosen or slacken itself at will, enabling it to keep a person going longer, increasing the risk of "de-manning him". Colton's mom is known to prostitute herself at a very cheap price, for this is an easy way for it to get food. The last recorded rate was 15 cents. "Why's Topher In the Hospitol?"
"He must not have been fast enough with Colton's Mom's Vagina Last night." "Dude, why are you sweating so prefusely?" "Just got back from Colton's Mom's house, I couldn't find the on-off switch this time." "DUDE! Look! A hooker! Only Fifteen cents!" "STAY THE FUCK AWAY! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!" |
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| 6. | Stairwell Tour | ||
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as in "takin' the Stairwell Tour". To become so crunk you make insane assumptions like the hotel doesn't have an elevator (because you can't locate it) so you take the stairwell as the only option. Sheila: "Dude, where's Amy? We came into the lobby together but I can't find her now!"
Rob: "Well, she tried to get on top of the table at the bar, so...prolly took the Stairwell Tour." Or "Better check it Willis or you're gonna be takin' the Stairwell Your." |
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| 7. | Man Looking | ||
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The act of looking for an item and failing to locate it when it is in plain sight, or when its location has been carefully described to the searcher. Behavior is usually exhibited by males, though females may occasionally Man Look. Man Looking may also be referred to as temporary male blindness. Jim was unable to locate his keys on the kitchen table because he was man looking.
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