A house party that features one or more bands or Disc Jockeys, often local artists, as an underground, non-corporate, usually free or cheap cover event.
My boyfriend and I are going to the house show down the street on Friday to hear our favorite band, "The Gossip."
Started by the underground punks in the seventies, but frequently (and wrongly) associated with metal heads and nu metal. Basically, at a PUNK SHOW you and your droogskick the living shit out of eachother during a nice song, say, sex and violence by the exploited.more...
Mosh Pit Vocab-
The Two-Person Approach- frequently used by first-timers and punk ladies who dont want to get beaten too badly. The smaller of the two partners is picked up by the larger of the two and swung around hoping to kick the pussies and emo kids who aren't in the mosh pit in the face with their steel-toed-boots.
Regular style- at a local show, a bunch of kids kicking the shit out of eachother. Normally started when one runs into another one, (purposefully or not) and gets punched in the face.
Ass Fag Emo Kids- kids who stand on the outside of the pit and enjoy pushing the people, who #1- are trying to genuinely get out because their nose is broken, or #2 just got pushed out by someone else in the put, back into the pit quite hard and quite meanly. If you ever get in contact with one of these kids, push them in the pit and do everyone a favor.
The Light Fixture- One hangs...
ususally a scene/emo kid that loves going to shows..that doesnt care who the band is and doesnt care what they play..but they love watching them go play anyways. not saying that showXcore kids are posers, because usually they go to get up-to-date with the new local bands.because you never know when a bands gonna explode one day..and you could be like "eh, i saw them play when they were like not big at all..they only had like 3 people there..i was the 2nd"
show core conversation:
guy: omg are you going to tcr tonight?
girl:hells yeah, u?
guy:shit i dunno...
the real scene kids are not douches or bitches!They go to local show because of the music. They talk to local bands to tell them they love their music. Yes, they might dress the same, but thats the style they like.They dont alway think they are superior to other people, however there are the "jerk secene kids" and they are the one thate mess up the term "scene kids." And it is true that most of the time you do see scene kids only with their "kind" but most of time they brach out. So keep in mind that the real "scene kids" hang out at local band shows to support the bands and their music not make fun of people.
most scene kids:
do drugs or drink
look the same
love a vintage edge look
love local band shows
some are straight edge
Some one who gose to local non-mainstream shows and moshes.
"Dude, I can tell you already, There is going to be a fuck load of local moshers at this show."
A local celebrity, for example, a news anchor, reporter or meteorologist. These people claim they got into the line of work they are in because they had a true passion for it but, really, we all know they are only doing it in the hopes a Hollywood casting agent will one day spot them. Or The Today Show will fire Matt Lauer or Al Roker for them.
Person one: What you watching on TV?
Person two: Oh just Craig Setzer, from CBS 4 in Miami
Person one: Oh he's a local celebtard.
Being of the local race. One who sleeps with his/her own mother or relative. One who lives in Localville, USA. One who is not of the upper class because they meet any of the following qualifications:
1.) Uses duct tape like candy
2.) Fails or gets a semester letter grade lower than a C in Earth & Space Science
3.) One who ridicules those more intelligent than him/herself.
4.) Sleeps with more than one person at a time
5.) Owns a "business" in any Britt World Wide (BWW) branch (Yes, this includes the cult of Quixtar)
6.) One who runs for office yet has their own gospal sing television show.
7.) One who is seventeen and still does not have a valid state license to operate a moving automobile.
My god, you are so local!
Oh no! The locals are gathering, run!