Known for their vice-like grip...
To lobster is the act of restraining the gonads of a partner and ANNIHILATE them.
Used in a variety of ways spanning from Lover to Enemy.
Joey Nignone: So are we going on that date or not?
Dan Wynne: That depends... Are you going to order the lobster?
when the level of someones public lice or "crabs" gets to an unbearable level.
"those aint crabs, those are lobsters!"
To describe a chik that has a mad body, but a bad face.
It comes from when you eat a lobster, you eat the body and throw away the head!
Usually shortened to "lobs"
Synonyms: BUTTERHEAD or PRAWN
The word was used first in NY, but unlike a "prawn", a lobster has a really really ugly face.
Daniel: Man, that chik has a nice ass...
(the girl turns around)
Jeff: Fuck me! Wot a lobster! she s all urs!
Daniel: eew!!... for sure god forgot about her when he was distributing beauty!
A derogotory term used by American colonists reffering to British soldiers during the American revolution because of their bright red uniforms.
I shot me a couple of the king's lobsters.
A bigger case of crabs, very hard to get rid of. Oversized crabs on a whore's body. VERY contagous!!!!!!!(an STD)
Nita: That whore Tiffany gave me Lobsters!!!!!
Jay Ray: What's that?(i wouldn't know bcuz i'm a virgin)
Nita: They are worse than crabs, cuz they are huge er!!!!!!
adjective - relating to chinese buffets, the act of throwing up on the floor after eating excessive amounts of food. often regarded by regular buffet attenders to be an unrecoverable situation.
"we better run, fred's about to lobster and it ain't gonna be pretty"
A prank to play on an unsuspecting female friend. You approach her silently from behind, and with both hands reach around and tweak her nipples, and yell "Lobster!" She will probably freak out and scream -- this is the desired effect.
I gave her the lobster as payback for the scorpion she gave me earlier.