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Something only a few James.M Coughlin kids will understand.
Hey doooood i just like totally got likeeee 4 lobsters yesterday!!!!
by Lobster mannnn March 08, 2017
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When ones testicles itch tremendously for reasons other than having sex with a nasty person. For example: a mans testicles being irritatingly itchy after not showering following a workout session.
Broseph: Damn, I didn't shower after work and now my balls itch horribly.
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely
by xeSPox October 25, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To describe a chik that has a mad body, but a bad face.
It comes from when you eat a lobster, you eat the body and throw away the head!
Usually shortened to "lobs"

Synonyms: BUTTERHEAD or PRAWN

The word was used first in NY, but unlike a "prawn", a lobster has a really really ugly face.
Daniel: Man, that chik has a nice ass...
(the girl turns around)
Jeff: Fuck me! Wot a lobster! she s all urs!
Daniel: eew!!... for sure god forgot about her when he was distributing beauty!
by Michael Dig September 24, 2006
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A derogotory term used by American colonists reffering to British soldiers during the American revolution because of their bright red uniforms.
by Paco Renalski October 03, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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An encredibly sexy animal that is always up for something kinky ;}
Look, there's a lobster! God they make me horny!
by Mooshe September 29, 2005
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A prank to play on an unsuspecting female friend. You approach her silently from behind, and with both hands reach around and tweak her nipples, and yell "Lobster!" She will probably freak out and scream -- this is the desired effect.
I gave her the lobster as payback for the scorpion she gave me earlier.
by bbf July 02, 2007
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Known for their vice-like grip...

To lobster is the act of restraining the gonads of a partner and ANNIHILATE them.

Used in a variety of ways spanning from Lover to Enemy.
Joey Nignone: So are we going on that date or not?

Dan Wynne: That depends... Are you going to order the lobster?
by This is not Johnson January 30, 2010
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