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Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life. The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life. Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that? Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws |
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When ones testicles itch tremendously for reasons other than having sex with a nasty person. For example: a mans testicles being irritatingly itchy after not showering following a workout session. Broseph: Damn, I didn't shower after work and now my balls itch horribly.
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters. Broseph: Most definitely |
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when the level of someones public lice or "crabs" gets to an unbearable level. "those aint crabs, those are lobsters!"
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A bigger case of crabs, very hard to get rid of. Oversized crabs on a whore's body. VERY contagous!!!!!!!(an STD) Nita: That whore Tiffany gave me Lobsters!!!!!
Jay Ray: What's that?(i wouldn't know bcuz i'm a virgin) Nita: They are worse than crabs, cuz they are huge er!!!!!! |
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The mutated/evolved species of the pubic lice other known as "crabs" I didn't get rid of the crabs in time, now there are lobsters infesting my crotch
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A rich persons version of crabs. Donald Trump got lobsters after he hired a prostitute.
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(n.) A combination of Crabs and Herpes. Him: Baby I'm hornay.
Her: I can't tonight. I got Lobsters. Him: whore. |
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