when the level of someones public lice or "crabs" gets to an unbearable level.
"those aint crabs, those are lobsters!"
by Jayo August 15, 2004
someone who owns your heart. cannot switch lobster. one person for life.
he's her lobster!
by ccccc28 August 23, 2011
Known for their vice-like grip...

To lobster is the act of restraining the gonads of a partner and ANNIHILATE them.

Used in a variety of ways spanning from Lover to Enemy.
Joey Nignone: So are we going on that date or not?

Dan Wynne: That depends... Are you going to order the lobster?
by This is not Johnson January 30, 2010
Any of several edible marine crustaceans of the family Homaridae, especially of the genus Homarus, having stalked eyes, long antennae, and five pairs of legs, the first pair of which is modified into large pincers.
basically a big red long thing with pinchers that people eat.
oh mang, that lobster i had for diner was gooood.
by ve03h June 05, 2005
A derogotory term used by American colonists reffering to British soldiers during the American revolution because of their bright red uniforms.
I shot me a couple of the king's lobsters.
by Paco Renalski October 03, 2005
A rich persons version of crabs.
Donald Trump got lobsters after he hired a prostitute.
by qweef shady June 20, 2011
A seafood delicacy. Also referred to as a Nephropidae. Red. VERY RED. Frequently found in the mid canterbury area - especially in the heat of summer.
"Bro, I just saw a massive Lobster down the main street!"

"That dude needs some Baby Faces and Tender Places ASAP"
by Lobster_lover February 15, 2011

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