unbearable crabs of the ass
God, my lobsters are itching like a midet in a floppy vagina
by weiner_cream May 22, 2006
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Your true love that you will always go back to =] see "Friends" the TV program, Pheobe calls Ross Rachels lobster.
You are my lobster
He is my lobster
She is my lobster
A crustaceous animal whose habitat consits of cold pacific shallows and deep sea beds. I'm sure in a few months it will mean vagina.
Mmmm, I could go for a lobster dinner!

Mmmm, I just had a lobster dinner from your mom.
by Waqcku May 28, 2005
A slang term for the Australian $20 note due to it's orangey/red colour.
I was at the casino and chucked a lobster down on black and it came up good!
by bratha September 18, 2005
Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.
Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws
by ohitssunny February 28, 2010
1. A lobster is a New England term for a girl who most likely has a pretty face, nice torso but from the waist down carries an ass the size of a small planet. The ass expands to the circumference of roughly her height (or more). She is called a lobster because like the tasty shellfish "all the meat is in the tail"!
"yah dude, I mean wicked awesome! I was gonna ask that hottie in the pick up truck out but when she opened the door all I could think of was grabbing my nutcrackers and drawn butter..cause she was no doubt the biggest lobster I'd evah seen!"
"No Shit dood, she could win miss clam bake this year!!"
by nhrugga October 27, 2006
A new way of defining the term "sunburn."
Guy 1: Damn, you're really red from that sunburn.
Guy 2: I hate being a lobster.
by IQU Now. August 21, 2009
When ones testicles itch tremendously for reasons other than having sex with a nasty person. For example: a mans testicles being irritatingly itchy after not showering following a workout session.
Broseph: Damn, I didn't shower after work and now my balls itch horribly.
Broski: You probably got that there lobsters.
Broseph: Most definitely
by xeSPox October 25, 2009

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